Book lottery

I am going to propose that the Seattle Public Library system be re-named the Seattle Book and Media Lending Lottery.

Before I moved to Seattle, I had never given the library system much thought. Which, I think, is the sign of a sufficiently functioning system. If there was a book or movie I wanted, I could go to my local branch and find it, or simply look it up in the catalog, have it sent to my local branch, and enjoy. Heck, I could even renew materials if I needed to, and have them for weeks, even months on end. Free of charge!

At my first visit to the Seattle Public Library’s online catalog, however, I was confronted with a simple fact and its repercussions: Seattleites read. A brief search through the library’s catalog reveals that there is a waiting list a mile long for practically any item. Upon discovering this, I was as indignant as a tourist slapped in the face with a fish at Pike Place. So Seattleites read. Can’t they accommodate by getting more books? But apparently the budget is in crisis or something. Bah!

So startled was I by the unavailability of library materials that I actually did a live chat with a librarian. (How nice of them to provide a convenient chat box in the catalog so I can complain!)

Me: Surely these hold numbers are not correct. Can there really be 1,593 holds on a movie that hasn’t been released to DVD yet?

Librarian: Yes.

Me: Ok. Well.

I decided to place a hold on something and just see how long it took to get the item. I still haven’t gotten it. But I’m getting closer! Only 1,023 patrons before me!

I will not be deterred. I have actually gotten my hands on some library items in reasonable time, and I continue to place holds on items that I want. In fact, I immediately place a hold on something that I even think I might want, as I can always cancel the hold later. And just think how happy the person behind me in the queue will be when they see they have moved up! I bet it will make their day. Won’t that be great?

Actually, I do keep an eye on the status of my holds, checking the numbers like an anxious gambler clutching a crumpled lotto ticket. I think the library, as long as they are resigned to the current lending situation, could at least make the queue experience more fun by treating it like a game. Now, library holdings are not something to be taken lightly. It’s serious business, I know. But wouldn’t it be more fun if it seemed a little more competitive?

Patrons jockeying for better hold queue positions could sign up for notifications when they reach certain milestones.

Congratulations, you just moved up 12 queue positions!

Or perhaps…

Good news! You will receive this item 23.4 times faster than patron number 592!

And when your item finally becomes available, they could send you an e-card with confetti and music that says

Your wait is over!

Hooray for you!

Maybe if they did that, it would justify the sense of accomplishment I get when I see that I am number 21 in the queue and some poor soul is at the end of the line, number 573.

Booyah!

Now off to the library to pick up a book that just became available.  (Mrs. Wonderful FTW!)


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One Response to “Book lottery”


  1. Adena says:

    I did not realize how superb the king county library system was until I moved. Yes, you have to wait for things but at least they do have what you want! Be careful, though…I think there is a limit to the number of holds you can have. 25 or 50, I think. I found that out the hard way!

    3-18-10 at 12:41 pm

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